Saturday, October 30, 2004

Attention Leeds!!!!!!

After it was announced that a begger earned over £100,000 last year there has been a huge begger rush to Leeds. One eye witness said she saw 3 scruffy men in the seats opposite her in the 1st class coach of her virgin train. Thinking little of their attire as the trends of today she was amazed to see them role out at the station steaming drunk on £250 bottles of champagne then sit outside ! The lady was quoted to say " they didn't even look as if they were enjoying their drink, it was just the best thing they could have!"

So..... What to do! Here is my advise on how to piss the beggers off!

  1. Urinate on them! They do it in the streets so can we. Even better find there favourite spot and walk your dog past there every morning!
  2. Ask for change! Just politely walk up to the begger with a £50 note wave it under his face slightly, and ask if they have any change. When they say no and start mumbling at you. Do the unexpected thing.... Kick him in the balls and run off!
  3. Take the big issue back! Buy a big issue when you get out of the station. Then on your way home say you want your money back. Inform the kind seller that the articles were poorly written and the ink was smudged. If he starts to get lippy just say - " Sorry I couldn't quite see the last number of your Issue seller ID" You'll get your money back soon enough!
  4. In all seriousness. There are genuinely a few cases were people don't have homes and don't make that much money. In Leeds and many other UK cities there are now collection boxes which are collected by the council and distributed between the really needy. Equally though putting an IOU in the boxes is always gonna make someone laugh!

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Train Journeys!!! - An experience

Surly we have all done a long distance train journey. But have you ever really taken a look around. While visiting dear old mumsy i had to change at Manchester Picadilly. Recently modernized the station is very nice. However it wasn't the architecture i was looking at. it was more the people. I dont think you could go anywhere else in the world and see such a huge variety of different people in such a small space! Some examples:

  1. Within 2 yards of each other was the snobbiest most expencive looking first class passenger and a tramp. Stinking looking pretty revolting and generally been a nusence! But standing side by side
  2. I saw 2 rabbies one gospal preacher and a dead pigeon
  3. I swear i saw the world fattest women
  4. Tony from dinner ladies - Sat opposite him on the train home
  5. Saw people addiced to gamblers
  6. Heard at least 5 languages - English, French, German, Scouse and I think the 5th was Punjabi but i cant be 100% sure
  7. there were people ranging from a couple of weeks old to the old dear who really needs new glasses because shes waiting for the train on the Platform with a big "CLOSED YOU DOZY COW" sign on it
  8. Theres mums and dads, brothers and sisters aunties and uncles and some daft perv listening to some german punk music while enevitably about to get arrested due to the fact hes quite openly talking about under age girls! - You know who you are!!!!

Anyway just a thought. Next time your in the station have a look around. Its actually quite aazing

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Is it ever ok???

Here is a little thought provoking material for you. So is it ever ok to......

  1. cheat... in anyway???
  2. Speed???
  3. have one too many???
  4. brighten up boring family meets by fantasizing about bearly related relatives???
  5. put your google search to image and search pussy???
  6. Then tell the missus that you are serious in getting a new cat???
  7. Lie to get into a girls pants???
  8. Actually forget No. 7 everyone does that
  9. pretend to be mates with someone because there mums fit???
  10. Tell Mike you cant find what you need in the back store so you can get in a confined spaced with him???

Ebay update!

From time to time i will place items up for auction on Ebay. I will of course advertise these items on my website. So what have we foer you this week??? Well first off for all those gamblers out there i have a ebook on how to increase your chances of winning on the bandits. Ass well as hint and tips there is also a cheats section which is 100% legal! All that for just £1.99!!!!! Also going on sale within the next couple of Days is a titleist vokey wedge. The wedge is worth £90 new. My wedge is in great condition and will be starting at £30! My ebay user name is r1502b if you want to find my items for sale. Happy bidding!!!!

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Here are some long awaited pictures from Tanzania! As i get chance to scan more in then i'll let you see as many as i can! If you've any questions just email me at r1502b@hotmail.com or post a comment. Thanks Ric Posted by Hello

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Bloody christmas.... ALREADY??

Now i don't know if its just me or does every one get pissed off about the fact that just after a long pissed up summer you some down and theres bloody christmas all over. In the shops on tv and even HERE. I can honestly relate to this link. Those who know me will know what i mean when you take a look!

Thursday, October 07, 2004

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What.... No Wales??? (who cares?)

This picture is on the front cover on the new Eurostat book 2004. But someone missed out Wales! Now I am personally delighted at this move. I only wish I could out the person responsible to say a great big THANK YOU!!.
UKIP were delighted by the move and a spokesman said
"UKIP are delighted to that Wales is no longer in Europe" - (Taken slightly out of context)
But I pose a question to all my readers (all 21 of you) Will anyone miss Wales? The person with the best answer will receive a huge section honoring their hatred of the Welsh!
A small apologies to any nice welsh people out there you are in the minority! Do the right thing move to England!

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Dumb Ass Americans

In a recent interview George W Bush exclaimed that:
" More and more of our foreign imports are coming from abroad!"
And that's what people want running the country!
incidentally coming up in to the final weeks of the American election campaign it was announced that only 20% of Americans would vote! The other 80% can't fit into the poling stations.

Dumb Ass Americans

In a recent interview George W Bush exclaimed that:
" More and more of our foreign imports are coming from abroad!"
And that's what people want running the country!
incidentally coming up in to the final weeks of the American election campaign it was announced that only 20% of Americans would vote! The other 80% can't fit into the poling stations.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Virginia Surnames

genealogy

Friday, October 01, 2004

Leeds uni and Top up fees

Bloody hell. More good news for students to be. A source close to leeds uni has leaked that leeds are planning to charge the full £3000 top up fees!!!! What a joke, especially as leeds came bottom in the univercity league tables!